God Hates Elves

October 18th, 2009


     "Therefore come out from among them and be separate, says the Lord. Do not touch what is unclean, and I will receive you. I will be a Father to you, and you shall be my sons and daughters, says the Lord Almighty. Therefore, having these promises, beloved, let us cleanse ourselves from all filthiness of the flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in the fear of God."

(Cor. 6:16)

     "And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him."

(Revelation 12:9)

     "Who changed the truth of God into a lie and worshipped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. For this cause, God delivered them up to shameful affections. For their women have changed the natural use into that use which is against nature. God delivered them up... Not by being author of their sins, but by withdrawing his grace, and so permitting them, in punishment of their pride, to fall into those shameful sins."

(Romans 1:24)

     "I'll take the damaskan elf.  No, left one--the one with the blue eyes.  How much is she?  Are you kidding?!  I can buy ten kobolds for that.  Okay fine, but she better be proficient on how to lick a man’s middles."

(Overheard in the Matronis Slave Market)